## Tale Of Three Churches

I found it immensely enjoyable spending the weekend sampling a few local churches. Admittedly, it can be difficult when visiting a church for the first time to focus on genuine worship instead of doing analysis and critique, especially for a person like me who constantly thinks about church structure and worship service organization. I don’t want to live in the analysis state forever, so in the interest of purging the minutia out of my mind, I present to you Jud’s weekend worship trivia quiz:

- Which of the following is NOT the name of one of the three churches I visited this past weekend?

A. Newbreak

B. Flood

C. Green Valley

D. Elevate - What was the length of the shortest of the three services I attended?

A. 45 minutes

B. 60 minutes

C. 75 minutes

D. 90 minutes - What was the length of the longest of the three services I attended?

A. 60 minutes

B. 75 minutes

C. 90 minutes

D. 120 minutes - What was the approximate head count of the smallest service I attended?

A. 100

B. 200

C. 500

D. 1000 - What was the approximate head count of the largest service I attended?

A. 200

B. 500

C. 1000

D. 5000 - Of the 15 or so songs I sung over the course of the weekend, what approximate percentage were ones I’d never heard before?

A. 7%

B. 20%

C. 33%

D. 67% - During the music, what was the loudest sound pressure level (SPL) I measured from my seat?

A. 90 dB

B. 95 dB

C. 100 dB

D. 105 dB - How many of the three churches had difficulties with their lyric projection ministry?

A. Zero

B. One

C. Two

D. Three - How many of the three pastors used headset microphones?

A. Zero

B. One

C. Two

D. Three - Of those, how many had to fidget with them to keep them in place?

A. Zero

B. One

C. Two

D. Three - How many times did I take communion this weekend?

A. Never

B. Once

C. Twice

D. Thrice - At how many churches were flip-flops spotted on stage?

A. Zero

B. One

C. Two

D. Three

Submit your answers in a comment. The person with the highest score will win a sweet prize (cash value of 10 US dollars, but its value goes far beyond that). Good luck!

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